See, Photoshop was her second name before she got Lazy. These swingers do not reveal their names or photos, but they’re happy to reveal their home address. She is usually white, super toned and every Indian man’s fantasy date.
It’s called the subtle act of deception, something that human history has long witnessed, so what’s a little Tinder?
Its simplicity has been part of what makes it so attractive to its users - using geolocation, the app shows users profiles of their preferred gender and age-range within a set geographical area.
HUM SAATH SAATH HAINHER PHOTO: She’ll have photos of herself cooking restaurant-ordered biryani, holding her doe-eyed nephew, praying in a Shiva temple, and playing with Tuffy. HER INTRO: If you’re looking for a fling or a one-night stand (the purpose of Tinder before we Indianised it), you’ve hit the jackpot. She’ll also have photos of women with coloured dots over their painted faces and a dagger in their hair. FRIENDS FOREVERHER PHOTO: She’ll be that cute and bubbly girl with lots of group photos in which you see half your friends.
Anything to convince you that she is marriage material. HER INTRO: You have no idea why this woman is so pissed off.
Editor's note: So you’ve swiped right, exchanged numbers and got yourself a date on Tinder. This is a 10-part series on the dating landscape among the young-ish and single-ish of India. She’ll have selfies in her backless dress, which is so short you wonder if she forgot her pants.
Part II is about the "Tinder Woman" — the 10 ladies you're likely to see on Tinder.1. She is perpetually in bars, holding many different men, or at the beach with her breasts hanging out of her bikini. PISSED OFFHER PHOTO: Her face will be hidden by her hair or giant sunglasses, or — more likely — both. She’ll reappear after two months and carry on the conversation like you never stopped.10.
Because, you see, this What your intentions are on Tinder? And, why is she not burning her bra instead of coming on Tinder? HAPPILY MARRIED UNHAPPYHER PHOTO: She’ll have photos of herself lip-locked with her husband, playing with her two children, snarling at her mother-in- law. LADY ON CALLHER PHOTO: Photos connected to Instagram with ample cleavage shots, watermelon-sized breasts, porno bodies and so many filters that you need to wear sunglasses. You wonder why such a creature needs love when she must get it from any man who meets her.
‘SIN’DERELLAHER PHOTO: She’s every Tinder man’s dream come true.
HER MESSAGE: You’re not looking at her message because she’s changed her display picture. You go to the second picture and almost drop your phone into the toilet bowl. Within the span of one photo this woman has gone from Cinderella to Shrek. SUPERWOMANHER PHOTO: She posts photos of her rock climbing in Hampi, white water rafting in Rishikesh and skydiving in Dhana.