Also, they understand that while we don’t often get our hair wet, we don’t smell like wet dog when we do. I’m STILL asking Dayquan to get his brush and du rag out my car, 8. Your Grandmother isn’t worried that Trent is going to steal her Sterling Silver gravy boat at Thanksgiving. Some of my Black brothers spend COUNTLESS hours on Twitter, dissecting mixtapes, albums, blogging, but have never said anything like “hard day in the office” or “my manager gets on my nerves”. Most white men have goals, and will let you know of those goals within the first 30 minutes of your conversation. They’ve all either dated or are MARRIED to BLACK WOMEN.He’s also bringing over a bottle of wine for Auntie Tamika to add to the punch. White men aren’t bothered by my lack of restrictions in the bedroom. It is a bonding experience designed for pleasure and growth. Check out white twitter during 9-5…CRICKETS, People!!!! White men have no problem giving their women gifts. So, while on the Twitters today (you can find me at @Cee NCrumpets), there was an article floating around written by one of “Black Twitter’s Elite Idiots”. ” A glimpse of my timeline showed me, sadly, there are other guys out here who feel this way.Some guy name Ice wrote an article entitled “10 Reasons Black Guys Prefer White Girls”. And I by no means am knocking ANYONE’S dating preference.But suggesting any position in the bedroom to a Black man leads to accusations of unfaithfulness and them questioning whether they have entered a relationship with a hoe. I’ve known this white dude for 4 days, and managed to get a bouquet of exotic flowers, an edible arrangement and a 0 date. A Black guy will buy you lingerie for Christmas and get mad when you’re not excited. I also don’t have to worry about Rob calling me 5453 times in a row because I didn’t respond to his text quickly enough.
Then, I started thinking “This is just HIS opinion, this isn’t ALL black males, right????
But I’m saddened by the amount of sheepish black men who subscribe to this same thought process.
I’m not saying that material things are important, but it’s MANY Black men out here that won’t loan their “Woman” til her next payday because it’s be deemed as “tricking”. White men act like they have some good gotdamn sense. Ever got some head from a suburban boy with full lips and an appetite for days???
I do not constantly have to yell at Rob for coming home late because Rob respects me and is home in bed by 1.
I don’t have to nag Rob because he handles his business without me reminding him of his responsibilities. I don’t go through Rob’s phone or email because he’s never given me any reason to suspect something fishy may be going on.