Facebook Short Jokes When facebook starts showing how many times you've visited someone's profile, we're all screwed ... A: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to Myspace! I am so ecstatic but why is nothing sticking to me? I am making it my job to put the "fun" back into "funeral." Im moody like Squidward, a bit dumb like Patrick & sometimes a little selfish like Mr. Q: Did you hear about the website where you can find a collection of Twitter's best jokes? Q: Why did John Connor lead the resistance against the machines? Krabs but Ill always be here for u just like Spongebob Emotionally... I'm going to create a Facebook Account with the name "Nobody" So when somebody posts something stupid I can say "Nobody Likes This! A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know! A: Because it's the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser! A: Because Facebook users tell everyone how stupid they are with their status updates on a daily basis! Q: Why shouldn't have Facebook paid Billion dollars for Whatsapp? Q: In addition to the social networking site Facebook where else can you find Mafia members? Q: If Facebook is a loft in the city and Twitter is a house in the suburbs, what is Myspace? Q: What did the twitterer say before committing suicide? Q: Why did Atlanta Falcons lineman Quinn Ojinnaka post bail after getting into an altercation with his wife over facebook activity? Q: What happened after Miss New Jersey, Amy Polumbo, lost her crown due to racy pics being leaked from her Facebook Account? Q: What happened after the "Spam King" was charged with hacking in 500,000 facebook accounts and sending 27 millon unwanted messages? Wanted by many, taken by none, looking at some, but waiting for one. 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. A: Because he was afraid of going to jail and really being poked! A: He was convicted and sentenced 4 years of hard labor on Farmville!
A: They say it fails to identify which faces are Jewish!
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A: Skynet refused to give John a Facebook friend request! A: Dick Cheney wants to take Mark Zuckerberg hunting! A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it!
Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial? When I was kid, my social network was called "outside". Q: Why is a survey, proving Facebook users have lower grades than non-users pointless?
A: They will call it "My Twit Face." Q: What happened after hackers shut down Twitter for a day? My middle finger likes them all How is LIL WAYNE, a man with a wife, ex-wife, 5 baby mommas, 3 boos, 2 hoes & a partridge in a pear tree, gonna tell me how to love? If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive.. I'm going to change my name on Facebook to 'Benefits', so that when you add me, it will say, "You are now friends with benefits." That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, Knock over a lamp, and kill a cat. A: Twitterers were relegated to communicating the old fashioned way, through Facebook! (1) Say "Eye" (2) Spell the word "Map" (3) Say "Ness". EXAM: John has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the sun's mass. The Hunger Games has 3 books: 23 people die each year in the games...