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I asked my boss for a week off so that I could fly home for my father's funeral. FMLToday, I thought I was being a good worker by showing a mother and daughter several rooms before they settled on one.

Turns out Mommy dearest only wanted a place for her brat to throw a party. This from the people who complained about a loose chair arm.

FMLToday, I received a slip through my door saying that the package I'd ordered couldn't be delivered today because no-one was home to sign for it.

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When I first left Mexico and came to America 20 years ago, I never imagined trying to create a good life for my family would be almost impossible—and punishable by law. My name is Guadalupe and I am a wife, mother, and mobile food vendor.

Station Bio- WTOG-TV first began operations on November 4, 1968, broadcasting on UHF channel 44.

Originally owned my Minnesota-based Hubbard Broadcasting Corp., WTOG solidified itself in the Tampa Bay market by being the area’s only independent television station.

I’ve worked jobs ranging from housekeeper to attendant at a dry cleaners.

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But commuting for hours every day at jobs I didn’t love prevented me from seeing the very people I was doing it for: my family. I began selling tamales door-to-door six days a week, sometimes going to bed around 2AM and waking up at 4AM to continue preparing for the upcoming day.It was hard, but becoming a small business owner let me pick my hours; so the minute that bell rang and my kids were out of school, I could be around them.

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