You know this because they keep asking you to ‘dinner’. That a child pooing in a pot does not warrant a Facebook status update and several photos. The joy you feel when a single best friend finally does find a great partner. That you have to pretend to love being single, even when you don’t, because admitting you’re lonely and miss being held just makes everyone else uncomfortable and suspect you’re not a feminist. Although sometimes you really DO love being single because you don’t have to waste time pretending to enjoy the boring s*** someone else likes.
You may or may not have started hugging them and explaining the reason men aren’t asking them out is because they’re intimidated by their beauty, intelligence and general awesomeness. That a depressing number of men want to cheat on their girlfriends and wives. This is because they’ve never tried internet dating. ‘Why are you still single/what’s secretly wrong with you’ face.
This would be great if the men in question weren’t 18. …but, occasionally, having so much fun can get a bit exhausting.