Then came the attack of the popup ads, where random people would face the eternal struggle of closing a new popup ad for EVERY page they loaded.
After that we experienced (and still are experiencing) the assault of the never-loading ad server, which prohibits some people using IE to view this site.
So you see, it's such utter hilarity that one can't help but chuckle at the grave misfortune I'm going through, causing me to yank out multiple clumps of hair from my own skull and rearrange them in a decorative fashion throughout my kitchen.
Just stick with me, folks, it will all be over soon. A "reality" show based around a cranky minority judge who hates every human being on Earth and wants to give the electric chair to the next 500 people who incessantly squabble about property lines or if the ring they gave their girlfriend was a gift or a loan. Apparently some drug-crazed fiends must love to watch this crap because they're on all the time.