But for anyone who scoops a cat box with even semi-regularity, the choice of litter in Ireland is maddening. They even have litter that purports to be scoopable.But, run your scoop under it with anything approaching actual movement, and said ball breaks apart and scatters to the wind. Upon questioning numerous shopkeepers about this, I was met with noncommittal shrugs, and a general vibe of “Well that’s just how it is here” attitude (said attitude contributing nicely to disgruntlement #1 below). We’ve found a way for Taco Bell and Pizza Hut to exist in the same building.You kind of expect this attitude from governments the world over.This means that not only are they still in use here, but some sick bastard is hard at work designing new ones to meet the latest design fads. I spoke with a sausage vendor at one of the local farmer’s markets and he told me proudly that they make their sausage with only the finest pork, and oats. And once you’ve tackled that problem, perhaps you could attempt to hang the maps right side up.When you ask the Irish about it, they agree it’s backwards assed, and not very good. (Again, see #1 below) Number Three: Bad Sausage I may live in Dublin, but at heart I’m from the American South. So when it became clear to me that we were moving to Dublin, I thought, “They have Irish Breakfast there, don’t they? Me thinks, I’ll like this move, or least be able to cope.” Then, in May, when we came to find a place to live, I had some Irish sausage. And it was (and remains to this day) relentlessly bland and unseasoned. Again, this is just accepted, tolerated, and assumed by the locals.Is it too much to ask for a little cumin, or even some garlic? Number One: Institutionalized Disorganization & Shameless Lack of Accountability –The Irish Goat Rodeo The thing that grates most about living in The Republic of Ireland (particularly in Dublin because it has so many more ways to express itself in the city) is the laid back Irish way of just accepting poorly designed, executed, and delivered goods and services at all levels of life.On one hand, there is a nice easygoing way about the Irish. But they’ve got such a casual outlook on life that they seem to have stopped expecting things to be done well, or, in some cases, at all.
I even had one shopkeeper tell me that the stuff I’d purchased clumps well when the cat has “gone#2”, but not for “#1”. Number Four: Separate Hot & Cold Water Taps Over the years I have occasionally run across some old farmhouse, or other venerable institution, with plumbing that dates back to Moses and invariably includes separate hot & cold taps. Surely the radical luddite building owner responsible for this monument to inefficiency realizes that we can run hot and cold together and get warm water without resorting to some Ebola-coated rubber stopper.
And, quaint as this may be, every single time I’ve encountered this my reaction has been the same. But you find these dual tap faucets in apartments, homes, and businesses all across Ireland. Don’t get me wrong, Dublin mass transit is better than most of the United States, but it falls well short of the rest of Europe.