youd be jackin me quick, id order you a drink , and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, id simply walk up and stick my nutz in your face #1: yeah freak her with yo nutz that'll get her #2: TELL HER THAT SHES FAT, Person In Crowd: YEAH THAT'LL WORK EVEN BETTER #1: look, fuck you, i got a strong rap shit you dont want contestant number two hes mad whack i walked in a barn, and there he was, standin up on a bucket Hooough tryin to fuck it it was big fuckin smelley ass farm llama DAMN DAWG!! but i doubt it id probably just show up naked like i always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU!hurry up bitch im hungry i smell spaghetti, i pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready your dad would probably start trippin, and get me pissed, id have to walk up and bust him in the fuckin lips! were hearin grace from your mother i pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother im steady starin at your sister, ill tell ya this, ya know for only 13 SHE GOT SOME BIG TITS!after that, your dad would try to jump again, but only this time id put the 40 to his chin after your mom does the dishes and the silverware, id dry fuck her till i nut in my underwear ~~~laughter & applause~~~ HOST: now lets meet contestant number 2 hes a psychopathic deranged crack head freak who works for the dark carnival he says women call him stretch nutz Sharon, lets hear your question...SHARON: i like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotions a man who expresses himself in his own special way number 2, if u fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?SHARON: ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be who ever's the smoothest wins!!
we go to tha beach and walk through the sand i throw a little in your face and say im just playin as you spit it all out, i rub your back, and grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASS CRACK!!~~~laughter and applause~~~ HOST: well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon its a tough choice so far, sharon lets have your last question and see whos gonna have the rights to your neden.