I watched the Hindu version of How I Met Your Mother...
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Hindu and a unicorn?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Hindu wife? Q: What do you call an Indian who has a phone with low battery?
What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
Angoora Q: What do you call a Hindu man going backwards? Short India Jokes Q: Why did the Hindu cross the road? A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters Q: What do you call a chunky girl waiting for the bus? A: Because she was protesting for the chicken, MAN! A: "I'm holier than you" Q: What do you call a Bollywood fish? Q: What do you call an Indian who always looks around? A: Because every time they get a corner they open up a shop.
A: Put a rubiks cube in her pants and wait to see if it gets finished.
Q: Have you heard of the cow who attained liberation? Q: How does a blonde know she's going to have a Hindu baby?