They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable...
You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on! I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me. Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand. I'd like to BUY you a drink..then get sexual Hey do you have an inhaler? I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there! Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you Do you have pet insurance?
Well spread my cheeks and call me cell bitch;' you're prettier than anyone I ever met in the joint! I have a tongue like an anteater; want to go to the zoo? Hey people call me the bar stool because of my third leg Do you like tapes and CDs? What if I start this relationship with you as a frien.
) Cause I put the D in Raw Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long. I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D" Baby your bone structure is giving my "bone" structure.
The last woman I was with said, "Kiss me where it stinks." So, I drove her to New Jersey. (What Funeral) The one where MY BALLZ drop dead in your mouth I'm not a dick in real life, but I'll play one in your vagina tonight! Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory. I'm not skinny, I'm ribbed for your her pleasure Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls. I would tell you a joke about my penis...its too long ;) I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it? (I guess) Good, 'cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts Are you going to that funeral? If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free. I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down? I'll give you the D later." I heard you got a boyfriend, but girl don't try & pretend, like you don't want this dick all the way in. I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from. I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face. My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties...oh, you are? "I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
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