—Dee, NJI once went on a date with a guy I met online.
He looked normal enough, and I agreed to go on a date with him.
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Every time I tried to steer the conversation towards his interests or some kind of mutual ground, he would come out with questions like "So what's your favorite show on MTV?
" and "So how about that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman? I was bored to tears and couldn't wait to get out of there.
We head to a really nice steakhouse, and after appetizers and his third martini, he starts to speak baby talk to me, as in "Would you wike a wittle kissy-wissy?
" Our steaks arrive and he reached across the table to cut my meat for me!
After a bad breakup, I let my mom set me up with the son of one of her friends.I knew nothing about him other than his name and the fact that he was 16 years my senior. It ended up being the shortest dinner date in history — a total of 22 minutes, mostly consisting of him making outdated pop culture references in an attempt to relate to me.