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You should also check this article's talk page to see if the person who added this message left an explanation there. "No, Brian, it's I before E EXCEPT after C, AND when sounding like A as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!
Why would a dog bark at three O'clock in the morning in your neighborhood. I saw something in the store the other day that I don’t understand, that peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.
I can’t be opening and closing all kinds of jars... " If you’re that lazy, why not put croutons in there and get the whole sandwich on a spoon.
Some guy going, "You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I’m not gonna open TWO jars!
" Or if you don’t wanna clean the spoon, you put it all in a squeeze bottle.
But, you know the day where it all went wrong was the day they started the spelling bee. First round,'Cat' "k-a-t, I'm outta here." Then as he passed you, "I know there's two 't's!
His performances are relatively clean as he refrains from profanity and off-color humor. I'd be a lot better off if I would've studied more when I was growing up, you know? Spell a word wrong, sit down in front of your friends." That would be great for all those little egos: "Hey look at me, I'm a moron! 'Cause he knew he wasn't going to win, so why stand there for 3 hours? Sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass each other on the highway... I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. No Let me show you.” So she asked this kid who knew everything, Irwin. Yeah, I was thinkin' about that." "That was fun" "Yeah." I'm not talkin' about that. I'm talkin' about when there's one dog you know doin' a monolouge like at three O'clock in the morning. I think they just go on the porch at that hour and just go, "Hey, it's nice and quiet. " (Barking noise) And right when you think he's done...(More barking noises) "What the hell's the matter with ya'? Like if some guy went on his porch at three O'clock in the morning. "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!!!!
" "Yeah." "Hehe, you got him mixed up with a stick." "Yeah. Wouldn't it be weird if people were like that for no reason? I'm not talkin' about when there's two dogs doin' you know, whatever they do. "Hey, do you remember when we were chasin' that cat?