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I ask why he uses this website if he's not prepared to dole it out, and he says regular dating sites don't cater to his preferences regarding age or "sensuality," and that the young girls on Craigslist are all unclassy whores. ") or the commentary he provides about his, um, girth.
This statement is followed by an offer of 0 to "get into" my "cooch." My double vodka doesn't do nearly enough to muffle his egotistical blather ("Enough about me," he says 20 minutes in. My roommate—charged with checking in on me—texts, "If he gets you the guacamole egg rolls you owe him a BJ.
Also, ask him if I can have a pony." When I arrive home to a houseful of twentysomethings, we rail against the lowball.
By the next day, I'd received 13 emails and 6 kisses, whatever that means, and been checked out by 36 older, wealthy men, two of whom added me to their "favorite list." Which brings me to my place across the table from Do You Like Anal, who puts proprietary hands on my shoulders and hips before we even get our cocktails and starts bartering for carnal treasure by the time dessert comes by asking me if I'd want to "hang out" once a week.I ask if "hang out" is a euphemism for "screw"; he says yes; I say that I wouldn't consider it for less than ,000 a month. There is actually no stack of cash large enough to persuade me to have sex with this guy, but as his income is listed as "more than ,000,000," I feel slighted.Few things are less appetizing than a man four years my father's junior, a dumpy, pasty, greedy-eyed man in a gray suit who says he doesn't care to screw fat women because they're harder to overpower, asking me over a big bowl of warm apple crisp if I like anal sex.But since he's just offered me ,000 a month plus perks—gifts, dinners, shopping sprees—to get naked with him once a week, I keep my tight young ass in its place, laugh politely, and pick up my fork.
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